Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Johnny

Cooler than Abi

Johnny is cooler than Abi

by totallyradjohnny May 13, 2021

popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant

'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'

by Shan0206 February 10, 2014

Johnny Cash

Ethan Richard Kile

Johnny Cash

by asd21a April 3, 2023

johnny

the superior version of timmy

person a: man johnny is so cool
person b: yeah i know

by Reminite November 18, 2023

Johnny Holman

Born 12/19/01/ Also known as Jibby, jib, mcjibby, biggins, fatso mcbiggins, jibber jab. Is as loyal as a golden retriever. just ask him if he wants to go by bys

"Hey bro, wanna go party tonight" "nah man im good, im gonna stay home and play xbox with my guy johnny holman"

by Greengo444 June 14, 2018

Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024