poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009

poop protection

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.

Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.

by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009

poop room

The room containing the crapper.

"Where did all them bindle bunnies go?"

"Oh, they all in the poop room, I think..."

by Commode Mouth September 17, 2006

Poop shower

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 27, 2010

Spooky Poops

A man is startled and awakened in middle of the night....

A quaking from down under is asunder. Brother.

Man, I sure got them spooky poops last night, made me sweat like a hog.

by sausagegirl420 November 30, 2011

Signature poop

After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.

I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.

by Jiggyjoy November 16, 2018

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018