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Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 22, 2008
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Butter Hammer

A Table Tennis shot in which the player takes a robust, sweeping downward/sideways forehand swing imparting massive amounts of backspin, producing a floating effect as it travels to the other side of the table. It's buttery delivery defies it's devastating, hammer-like effect.
My forehand loop was no match for his prodigious butter hammer.
by chaifee February 3, 2010
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Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection
Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened
by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012
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Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
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V-Hamm

A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.
I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.
by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013
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tramp hammer

when you shit in a plastic bad and uses it as a weapon
holy shit Malcolm attacked me with a tramp hammer what a filthy creep
by beansack September 8, 2014
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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
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