J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018

Ham-Zebra

An animal which has qualities of both the zebra and the hamster; Bodies may vary animal to animal.

That Ham-Zebra had zebra legs, A hamster head, And a Zebra penis.

by Death Fetish 13007 December 16, 2007

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006

ham on my fridge

A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.

Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.

Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit

Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.

by jewses christ December 3, 2009

I Have no Ham

The best damn band to ever walk British soil.
With the king of safistication, Matthew on drums and the kings of ?, Andrew on guitar, with a whole host of other artists, you gotta check them out.

Now appearing on stage its I HAVE NO HAM!!!

by IHNH Fan!! December 23, 2004

dirty ham sandwich

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut

My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...

by mikethejerk March 29, 2017

flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011