pleasure horse

the next step up from birthday pony. for girls who have had enough of head strong pony behavior and would like a ride which is pleasurable and reliable for a good, long, enjoyable ride, without any acting up.
cindy: i think i'm done with birthday ponies, i'm looking for a trustworthy mount now i think.

tara: you know Tom is quite the pleasure horse according to Nancy, you should give him a call.
by sherrismith August 13, 2008
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Horse-Snoots

a exclamation usually shouted in contempt or anger.
Person 1: Hey so i heard your mom's a crack-whore.
Person 2: Horse-Snoots! How'd you know?
by jewche bag April 02, 2009
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Horse Race

A drinking game that requires a minimum of 4 people. Preferable opposite genders (unless you're into that stuff) A boy will pair up with a girl and depending on how many people you have there can be up to 6 teams. What will happen is each team has a designated drinker and can cracker. The can cracker will open the can (for shotgunning) after the drinker finishes each drink. The can cracker can only crack the can after the previous drink is finished. First team to finish all 3 shotguns wins. The losers have to make out for a solid 10 seconds. This can be played in a tournament or everyone can go at once.
Broski, Stephanie, and I had to make out after we lost horse race. Luckily we were both hammered after a few games.
by @OfficalDrinkingGod June 16, 2020
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horse cheese

A smelly substance used to offend your friends coz its just funny!
my boyfriend smells like horse cheese on a daily basis!
sort it out!
by sam-the-crazy-1 September 16, 2006
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Horse’s Ass

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. An unbelievably obnoxious person that is the walking definition of hypocrisy drenched in annoying attributes and an abundance of stupidity.
by Mad dog 14 September 14, 2021
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horse shoe

When doing a dirty partner in Public lavatory. You'll be wearing a condom so you pull out, do lap around toilet seat and put it back in.
Bobby gave Jill herpes after doing horse shoe in local bar washroom.
by liquidswords81 December 12, 2013
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Horse ride

The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"
"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
by jonnyjohnjoe June 19, 2011
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