Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

GOOSE PENUS

When the GOOSE PENUS card is used. *ur done*

Discord Moderator 666: Take THIS! I'll use GOOSE PENUS.

12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO

by Naoto is my waifu uwu n dat February 4, 2024

Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023

Goose

goose go honk :D

A goose just burned my house down.

by bigboyballs445 December 2, 2023

Silly goose

A silly goose is a way to describe a very silly person

“Are you eating soup with a fork? YOUR SUCH SILLY GOOSE!!”

by Kunikatai #1 fan December 3, 2023

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Silly Goose syndrome

Sometimes you’re sad and shit,I don’t know

“Oh,Todd’s dad just died and he was diagnosed with silly goose syndrome. That’s why he hasn’t been in school”

by Fagitain April 6, 2023