German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east

Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''

by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 07, 2018

german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.

Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.

by Pikajew14 March 03, 2018

German SBE Student

Noun. Lowkey Hayes poor people

German SBE student

by Noooooonna December 16, 2018

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 14, 2017

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 September 14, 2015

German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.

-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.

by Naps and Juice September 06, 2020

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022