summer fucker

that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.

Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."

by trenchancy April 10, 2009

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Fucker Dick

To be a bisexual cheater.

Damn It! Fared is a Fucker Dick!

by NwiekTM October 10, 2017

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Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

by Bookworm451 September 3, 2013

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tree fucker

see lkay

has sex with trees alot

<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep

by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004

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fragal fucker

1. A person who engages in any sex act that includes penatration of a person that in some way resembles a fragal from the childrens show "Fragal Rock".
2. A person that resembles a fragal who is regularly an asshole.

1. I can't believe Frank banged Alissa, he is such a fragal fucker!
2. What's wit Alissa and her attitude, she can be such a fragal fucker!

by pappahoindaface September 18, 2007

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