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Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
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I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
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Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk
by Sussy director September 10, 2021
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WOF (Without Fails)

Like our most trusted confidante, the person who knows you best, there are certain pieces of clothing or accessories that you turn to over and over again because they inexplicably tell the story of who you are. No matter what new modern piece you’re experimenting with, the WOFs are the items that, without fail, will still keep you grounded. Yourself. They are the narrative thread that connects the dots between your HTH and I&O pieces. Without them, you can feel rudderless.
Person 1: These joggers have never failed me. I wear them all the time and feel confident in them.

Person 2: Would you go as far as to call them a WOF (Without Fails)?

Person 1: Absolutely I would.
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
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The Failed Generation

The Failed Generation is between 2019 and 2021 and going.
I witnessed The Failed Generation with my own two eyes.
by The hurtful truth June 7, 2021
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Fail Roleplay

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Novaphoenix is good at Fail Roleplay.
by Ryuusita July 5, 2021
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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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