fairly athletic quails

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

FairJ

A replacement for "fair", "fairs", "fair play" etc. Deriving from the infamous "Fair Juan" meme, which has been shortened to just 'FairJ' for common speak.
For maximum results, use in a scenario where you are 'deading someone off', as in cutting the conversation short purposefully - For example:
You: "I don't like formula one"
Me: "FairJ"

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Person 1 - "You want to come out tonight?"
Person 2 - "Nah I can't, my bird's coming over"
Person 1 - "FairJ"

by CaptainBigPenis October 7, 2019

Fair Dinkum Aussie Dingo

A return response to an Aussie mate (male) usually over a few beers who says something so outrageous that “fair dinkum” just doesn’t cut it.

Mate at pub: Went fishing, fell in the water, got attached by a shark, managed to get out of the water fairly unscathed and scored a root on the walk back to the Ute.

Response: Fair dinkum Aussie dingo!

by AussieJimbob August 25, 2021

buffalo fairies

Can only be found during the nightime, and if they don't like you, they will slice off your fingertips.

"She thought the buffalo fairies were coming for her"
"If the buffalo fairies like you then you must be a good person especially if they let you keep your fingertips."
"I'm so scared about the buffalo fairies, anyway lets fuck"

by beepdeboop April 10, 2022

fairfax school

A shite place where the male teachers look up girls skirts. The teachers go mad at you for no FUCKING reason even tho all you did was say I wasn't talking. All the teachers are shite and need help apart from Mr larkin. He's safe. All the six formers smoke round the back of g block and the yr 7s think there hard. The girls roll their skirts up because their slash and the boys dont even FUCKING care. Mrs bun is a fat slag who need to get a life and Mr Clarke needs to learn how to dress modern. All together its a shit school which I hope burns to the ground

Girl: can I go fairfax school?
Mom: no you little shit that school is terrible. The music teacher likes kids more than his wife.

by Iwriteshitcomments November 9, 2020

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007

water fairies

A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong

"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"

by sfy January 6, 2008