Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

Pudding Eater

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.

George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.

by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021

kiwi eater

code word for bisexual man no straight man will eat fruits

you eat kiwi !!?? if u bisexual just say that!!
oh yeah he a kiwi eater for sure

by thealphavegan March 2, 2021

Turd eater

Someone who eats mother fucking turds

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 3, 2021

Ant Eater

A Jewish man Uncircumcised.

Paul has an Ant Eater

by 78' March 11, 2021

Fetus Eater

A fetus eater is one who bullies people younger than themselves. Usually uses age as an upper hand. Some may embrace their role as the fetus eater while others may openly oppose it.

"Look, she's a fetus eater."
"Well, you know what they say, yesterday's loss is today's sauce. I got pizza btw."

by brrbrrbaee April 7, 2021

Tampon eater

The type of woman that turns me on

Hey tampon eater. Let's fuck.

by Fuckyou694203 April 14, 2021