"She let's me drive her car so I can score an eighth from the lesbians out west in Venice."
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by J Dawg93 February 4, 2009
Get the eighth mug.Shady way of announcing a pair of eights in poker to sound like "aces", in hopes that your opponent will fold or muck their cards and let you take the pot.
(Both players reluctant to show their hands at the end...)
Josh: "Pair of nines."
Sue: "Eightses." (winning expression)
(Josh returns cards to dealer unshown before he actually looks at hers.)
Josh: "Dude, I had you beat! I thought you said aces."
Sue: "Nope, eightses. You mucked, sucka."
Josh: "Pair of nines."
Sue: "Eightses." (winning expression)
(Josh returns cards to dealer unshown before he actually looks at hers.)
Josh: "Dude, I had you beat! I thought you said aces."
Sue: "Nope, eightses. You mucked, sucka."
by Coell May 14, 2005
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1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
by J Deb September 22, 2005
Get the eight straights of fucked up mug.1) You had the Baby Boomers, then Generation-X, Now, The EightyBabies.
2) *shows ID saying he was born in '84* That's right! Certified EightyBaby! *shows wristband that says 'Made in the 80's'
2) *shows ID saying he was born in '84* That's right! Certified EightyBaby! *shows wristband that says 'Made in the 80's'
by Andy "The Man" Alexis April 26, 2006
Get the EightyBaby mug.The average time it takes a weed lover to smoke their eighth. The length of an eighth week varies depending on several variables. These variables include, but are not limited to, size of bank account, employment status, and boredom level of the weed consumer.
Guy 1: How long is your eighth week since you got fired?
Guy 2: Dude, only like two days.
Guy 1: Whoa.
Guy 1: Man, I haven't seen that girl in an eighth week.
Guy 2: How long is that?
Guy 1: I don't know, like 4 days.
Scientist 1: We are running low on supplies, we must increase the size of our eighth week until this crisis is over.
Scientist 2: This is bullshit.
Guy 2: Dude, only like two days.
Guy 1: Whoa.
Guy 1: Man, I haven't seen that girl in an eighth week.
Guy 2: How long is that?
Guy 1: I don't know, like 4 days.
Scientist 1: We are running low on supplies, we must increase the size of our eighth week until this crisis is over.
Scientist 2: This is bullshit.
by greengreenfiend July 24, 2010
Get the Eighth Week mug.The worst possible grade one can receive. Not even a F will make you feel this shitty. The most aggervating feeling EVER, its like FUCK if I had just got one more point I would have had an A in the class.
Fuck, I got an eightyfuckingnine on my chemistry exam! Damn, one more point and I would have had an A.
by SAMxMExBEE May 22, 2012
Get the eightyfuckingnine mug.She's really crazy and always has people paying attention to her. People usually don't like her cause she says Wtever she wants. Shes very rude but her niceness covers it up. She has a perfect smile, and goddess hair. She falls in love with people by their personality. She can't stand to be disrespected, and isn't afraid to swing. She usually doesn't care but when she does she has the biggest heart.
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