Ed Kuhlman

A stunt double for Steve Carell. Runs a coffee operation out of Springfield, MO.

Why can't Joe come to work like that? -Ed Kuhlman while staring at a picture of a barista wearing a mens cardigan.

by SteveFromMo August 21, 2011

Schiavo (ed)

To become so inebriated or stoned that one
is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.

Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way
Schiavoed!

by Theo April 6, 2005

Geisha-ed

When three guys cum on a girl's face, or a guy cums three times on a girl's face.

She gave me three hand jobs last night.
Did she get geisha-ed?
So much that I wanted sushi after.

by SDSU December 12, 2009

Ed

Abbreviation for Eating Disorder. Used as a name for the internal voice in the head of an Eating Disorder patient that says to practice disordered behaviors. "Ed" was made well known by the book "Life Without Ed" by Jenni Schaefer.

Ed, you are a liar. You are manipulative, and I will get away from you. "Life Without Ed" p. 8

by Justsaynotoed January 18, 2008

Blazewicz-ed

To be "blazed" times 20 and to the point of no return to normalcy. You end up handcuffed in Lithuania for having a pocket full of illegal drugs and the next day you may or may not wake up to find yourself in a jailcell... wearing nothing but a black lacey corset from Ann Summers.

Finkle: "Dude, let's get blazed later"

Ace:" No way man, I got Blazewicz-ed 3 weeks ago and I still can't figure which hand I write with...what time do you want to go Christmas shopping?

Finkle:"What the hell Ace? it's March 10th.."

by Ashley Mancini April 26, 2008

Mufasa-ed

To yell "Mufasa" at the top of your lungs at a complete stranger out of the window of your car, while they are innocently leaving the gym or walking on campus. The region where this occurs is known as the "Mufasa-zone"

Lloyd got Mufasa-ed while walking home from the gym from a complete stranger. Must have been walking in the Mufasa zone.

by mufasa expert December 13, 2010

anya'ed

1. To have a penis inserted into one's anus.

2. To be fu*ked in the ass

Commonly associated with other slaggy practices such as sleeping with housemates without even knowing it

"wow, the internet really is broken"
"Yeah, it's totally anya'ed"

by manofmanysides March 29, 2012