Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025

Tonism disorder

isang sakit kung saan ang isang tao ay tahimik lang sa umpisw

Si Toni Mowler ay may sakit na Tonism disorder pero habang tumatagal nagiging madaldal na siya sa klase.

by solidfannitonifowler July 12, 2023

Skinny Disorder

a type of disorder that affects the bones: you die shortly after you turn into bones.

I cant win survivor because, I have skinny disorder.

by chickemnicnuggets September 23, 2022

A,D,A,D disorder

a disorder where a person in a multiplayer game has to keep spamming (a,d,a,d,a,d,a,d,a,d) over and over to either mess with their teammates or to be annoying.

john spams (a,d,a,d,a,d) to block me from getting into our house, he has A,D,A,D disorder

by person_wu February 20, 2025

Loop 2 Disorder

The state of mind one enters whence they enter the second loop of a Risk of Rain 2 run and suffer potentially lethal levels of brain degradation, the mental suffering is described to be worse than that of child birth.

Help me... I've played too long... I'm suffering Loop 2 Disorder

by JC-Rowe August 7, 2025

Black Obsessive Disorder

Black Obsessive Disorder (BOD): A coined syndrome describing a persistent, irrational tendency to attribute crime and societal problems to Black individuals or communities, unsupported by evidence and rooted in ignorance of historical injustices like systemic racism, redlining, or discriminatory policing. Sufferers exhibit compulsive scapegoating, cherry-picking data to confirm biases, and dismissing structural factors. BOD manifests in heightened fear, stereotyping, and policy advocacy that disproportionately harms Black populations, perpetuating cycles of prejudice and inequity.

His unfounded accusations against Black communities for rising crime rates revealed a clear case of Black Obsessive Disorder, ignoring historical injustices and systemic factors.

by WALLSTREETWIN July 27, 2025

I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

Often abbreviated as IAAD. When people (particularly females in general) use social media to express their emotions, and leave it to their friends to ask why they feel the way they do.

Status - "I am shocked and outraged!!!"

Comment - " OMG! Why??"

Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"

Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

by Themockingjayfromcandor June 6, 2014