rare deep water jew

A rare deep water Jew is a Jew that spends most of his or her life under water collecting coins. Once they have enough coin they emerge for the the depths of the water in which they came from. Rare deep water Jews can be most commonly found in wishing wells, coin fountains and donation centers. Once the deep water Jew emerges they invest all the coin that collected into stocks and then spend the rest of their life's spreading the word of deep water jewdism.

Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.

by Rare Deep Water Jew March 7, 2017

Ears Deep

The act of vigorously performing oral sex on a woman. Your face is buried so deep into her that her labia is up to your ears...hence you are ears deep.

My girlfriend likes it when I go ears deep. It makes her cum.

by TR74 October 3, 2008

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.

Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.

by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016

In Deep Kimchi

Slang for "In deep trouble" or "In deep shit."

In Korea, people would bury cabbage deep underground in a pot and put a lid over it. They'd keep the cabbage burried until it fermented and turned into Kimchi. When they un-dug it, the Kimchi would smell very foul. Many Korean war vets began to use the expression In Deep Kimchi for when they were in trouble.

by Dancing with Fire December 27, 2010

One Deep

Live life independant and free of all the fraudulence and fake in your life. Un-influenced by others negativity and hate.

Fuck ALL these niggas and Fuck ALL these hoes, one deep in my life I dont trust a fuckin soul.

by Pimp D 53 June 21, 2007

goin deep in the chief

to do little or nothing at work, in effect screw your boss.

Alex: Where were you all day Eddie?
Eddie: Hiding out in the shithouse.
Alex: Man, you were goin deep in the chief today!

by V33Man June 17, 2010

Too Deep for Facebook

A phrase that is used when commenting on a facebook status that is simply too deep/depressing/personal to be put into a public status. This phrase is often abbreviated as TDFF.

Status:

"Meet me by the sea again
Past the point the shoreline bends
Where the sand is soft and warm
And hangs upon your golden arm

And time won't move at all
And time won't move at all..."

Comment: "Dude...too deep for facebook"

by Gutzsy May 12, 2011