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hailey and dave

Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?
I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?
by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021
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Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.
Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!
by new_messiah October 14, 2010
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Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.
I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.
by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018
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Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.
I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!
by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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