Online date

When a mf cant pull bitches in real life so they have to do it online

Yooo, Jane told me she online dates

by urgayandurmomisgay7272 January 2, 2023

Emergency Dinner Date

When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them.

I was supposed to go to that party on Saturday night, but then I had an emergency dinner date with Nadia since her boyfriend broke up with her that morning.

by mckables February 5, 2009

Section 8 Due Date

Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.

Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.

by MindGrapes November 13, 2014

man-date

A date in which the man decides what the activity will be. The correct definition of date includes romantic interest so heterosexual man-dating between two males is impossible.

Tony took Deanna to the monster truck rally and then later to Hooters....on their man-date.

by b1ak3 July 29, 2005

datefinger

To insert ones finger in an anus.

I have a sticky datefinger. bill is a datefingerer.

by Mook Larshall September 10, 2006

Sexpirey Date

The date at which a person passes the age at which they should have sex, or get too old.

Dude1: MAN, check out that cougar she's so hot!

Dude2: Woah man, hold up she's way past her sexpirey date!

by hagiggles July 27, 2010

Double Date

A euphemism for getting Covid twice. This term is used due to the increased risk of the virus spreading among groups of more than two people, such as two sets of romantic partners, in spaces like pubs and restaurants, where one might otherwise go on a date.

I thought I had antibodies but my test results came back today and it turns out I've been invited on a double date.

by Nice to meat you June 13, 2021