Dad's Balls

Slang for "Dont Believe Ya" or "Get outta Here" or "Never gonna happen"

Steve "Liverpool are gonna win the Premier League this year"

John "Ya Dad's Balls"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

meat dad

a father that loves meat; a father that would never keep meat from his child(ren); a man who will never feed his child(ren) a kale popsicle

Of course i let my kids eat meat, I am a meat dad.

by 7454 June 3, 2009

Dad Vito

Anyone's father who has an uncanny physical resemblance to Don Vito of Viva La Bam!.

John: Dude, your dad kind of looks like Don Vito.

Nick: Yeah, that's my pop, Dad Vito.

by fingers November 11, 2004

Dad Dick

Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.

Look at that dudes fat hog. He must be a father.

Dad dicks are just bigger. It’s science

by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019

grand dadding

Getting up and leaving in a hurry without telling anyone.

We are grand dadding out of here before the traffic gets bad or I have to go to the bathroom.

by Nobes Knows It June 19, 2021

jez's dad

Jez's dad is a undertaker who rko's little kids and is a nonce who is notorious for killing people with nerf guns.

Jez's dad is a undertaker who kills people with nerf guns.

by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

Band Dad

1. The symbolic father figure of other band members. Providing support for them in every way possible.

2.Literal father of a band player.

Jeff needed help with all this drama, so he went to his band dad, Jim

by Hello Joshua November 30, 2016