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Blackout Date

Commonly misued by airlines and credit card companys, a blackout date is the action of taking a girl out on some sort of date which has the sole purpose of getting her blacked out so she will engage in activites she normally wouldn't agree to. This can be done the traditional way with dinner at a nice restaurant involving many glasses of wine, followed by drinks at a bar until the desired amount of word slurrage and stumbling occurs. Other non-traditional methods include inviting a girl on a date, having her meet you at your house and then feeding her "pre-dinner" shots and drinks until she's agreeing with your notion to "stay in".
Guy 1: "I can't believe Amy agreed to go out with you, where're you taking her?"
Guy 2: "Probably to Vallarta's to get some 60oz margaritas and some chips, if she's lucky"
Guy 1: "So it's a blackout date then?"
Guy 2: "You know it, I'll have the end of the night video ready by tomorrow afternoon"
Guy 1: "Great Success!"
by SirChris November 20, 2006
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Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011
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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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daredevil

when a guy gets gets with a woman and her fat friend wants to join in for a threesome and make sandwiches all night
damn i was a daredevil with them hoes last night!
by dale April 28, 2004
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Mate Date

A gay romp between trraditionally straight men involving several members, generally taking place after a group outing with no females present.
The blink 182 concert was going to be this awesome mate date until Lauren had to interfere by coming into town...
by Pitt 3rd floor June 6, 2009
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Daedalus

A uber-1337 gamer, kicks ass at virtually every genre. There can be only one, and he already exists. Do not be a poser of me.
Daedalus stomped your n00b13 ass in Battlefield Vietnam right after schooling you in WarCraft III.
by Daedalus[CM] August 2, 2004
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datefarmer

That guy's a datefarmer.
by Pedro May 9, 2004
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