cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

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cocky jocky

A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt

yeah bro, last weekend i was a cocky jocky for the first time!

by Flynn Boy June 25, 2021

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When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

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