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Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
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They also suck off Morbius and send Death Threats to people who like the movies they hate
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Bresnan Communications

an American cable television provider formed by William Bresnan in 1984. It originally operated cable systems on Michigan's Upper Peninsula
Cablevision acquired Bresnan Communications on June 13, 2010 for $1.37 billion and rebranded the systems as Optimum West.2 In February 2013, Charter Communications agreed to buy the former Bresnan systems for $1.625 billion.
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Bresnan Communications

an American cable television provider formed by William Bresnan in 1984. It originally operated cable systems on Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Over the next fourteen years, its operations spread to Minnesota Wisconsin, Mississippi and Georgia.
Bresnan Communications re-entered the cable business in April 2002, with the $735 million purchase of former AT&T Broadband Rocky Mountain systems from Comcast
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Jewish Communities

It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.
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Community Man

A man who is in every female’s phone

A male who messages or sleeps around with a lot of significant others.
He’s actually a Community Man or
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Scheck Hillel Community School

A school where the administrations worse than the students. A school, well-known for being annoying and bitchy. Kids drive over 50,000 dollar cars that their parents bought them. They will run you over. A school that is an obnoxious joke where they take you out of class to talk about a "safe space" and makes you share things with your whole grade.
Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: I go to Scheck Hillel Community School.
Guy 3: *hits him with chair* fuck you
by crazykid321 December 16, 2023
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