Chocolate twine

Poop. This term is generally used when a male notices fecal matter on his penis after anal intercourse.

After Dick assfucked Jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder December 18, 2007

death by chocolate

The sickness you get after eating too much chocolate.

"Ugh, next Halloween I'll space out the raveging of my loot. I'm having death by chocolate."

by BB.. September 04, 2006

Chocolate Fondue

The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.

I just Chocolate Fondue'd my wife. it was messy stuff.

by Francis Oregano September 25, 2009

chocolate dumpling

The act of placing one's testicles inside a woman's anus while masturbating onto her vagina. The woman will then lick any fecal matter clean from the man's scrotum. Though this is much thought to have been originated by the Chinese, there is now clear evidence that Brazilians have been performing this activity since 1300 A.D.

William further expanded his sexual horizons by performing a chocolate dumpling on Lindsey.

by taint_pleasures August 24, 2009

Chocolate Tube

*After poo-ing a person gets fucked in the ass and their partner (fucker) has the person's (fuckie) left over shit from poo-ing before getting ass fucked ^-^...

or a Slime Mold Protist

Pedro- Dude last night was terrible
Dan-Why, i thought you were ganna fuck that girl in her big juicey ass ^-^..
Pedro-I did and it felt Amazing...ly Wonderful, but she made me get a Chocolate Tube >_<
Dan-Damn dude that Trifilling #^-^#...
Pedro-I Know... Ugh Never again
Dan-Well i told you not to do that with the school Whore..
Pedro- I know i know, but her fucking big juicey ass was just calling my name!!

by Eris_Mars April 13, 2011

The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.

Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread

by Arthwani June 20, 2011