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chocolate turtleneck

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.
After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.
by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015
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Chocolate Roll

To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.
by Shitdickallover January 8, 2016
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Chocolate castle

When you shit so much that the shit piles up above the water level in the toilet making that shit smell way worse.
Ey man the morning after Thanksgiving I built a chocolate castle
by Boss.man.bing March 1, 2016
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Chocolate delight

Succinctly licking chocolate off your lover's body.
Hey, challbaby I'm ready for chocolate delight. Mmm
by Amphibious Goddess June 29, 2016
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Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.
Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.
by Warric August 13, 2016
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chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes
My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.
by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016
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chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.
Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.
by PieKnee March 11, 2017
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