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Caveman

1) a title given to one who is insanely hairy, has incredible brute strength, sexy in a savage way, sweats a lot, and who's age can't be determined without asking the individual.

2) someone who frequently makes cave-paintings and eats like michael phelps.

3) is either not smart (like a caveman) OR, is INSANELY smart because the person is a caveman and has been alive since dinosaur-times.

4) has a pet that has been extinct for at least one-hundred years.
"hey look it's caveman! Did you know that that hairy beast invented the wheel?"
by keeper of the caveman November 18, 2009
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caked

When the marijuana in a bowl or bong becomes a cake of ash
"It's caked, pack another"
by Kevin Crosby July 15, 2005
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Caveho

A suburban whore, and filthy tramp who attempts to look like Britney Spears. The type of woman you could only sexually penetrate after you beat the hell out of her and dragged her into a dark cave.
Oh my god some serious caveho's just showed up in the club.
by LORD_DAC December 27, 2004
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cave sounds

scary sounds that occur when you are in a minecraft cave
cave sounds, whaaaa!!!!!!!
steve, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by loopsipåp September 10, 2020
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dark cave

a girls pussy when not shaved
by brett haven January 14, 2008
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meat cave

by meat cave monkey April 20, 2011
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Bear With Wide Cave

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.
Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*
by Kim Ginaaa February 26, 2009
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