Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Cross Dubs

Aggressively humping with your arms in a crossed position on the dube’s waist

Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella

I can’t walk up right after all those cross dubs I caught last night

There are many ways to cross dub
For example:
Secret cross dubs in the corner of the bar

3 second cross dubs in the hotel room

They were catching Sakura Japan cross dubs

I saw them in the middle of the dance floor cross dubbing all over the place

by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 9, 2022

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

cross of danger

the alien name of someone likely named Michael

Michael’s an alien he goes by cross of danger

by ipodsthot October 19, 2023

Cross Cancelling

when you accidently cross your balls in a knot and they fall off.

Hear about Jason's cross cancelling?

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022