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joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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Darren Cross

Darren “not a dick” Cross from the hit Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania, formerly known as Yellowjacket, currently goes by the alias M.O.D.O.K. (Mechanized Organism Designed Only For Killing.)
Person 1: Dude, MODOK is such a dick.
Person 2: EXCUSE ME FINE SIR, DARREN CROSS IS NOT A DICK!
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Double-Crossed

When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.

The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.

The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.

It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.

Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.
by Pouncer400 March 29, 2023
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Cross

an amazing person, so cute, good at flirting, a bottom, short, loveable, best voice ever
Cross is so awesome i just wanna kiss him all day.
by cheyzze January 19, 2023
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Limit the cross

Only legendary Pakistani people whom I don't know speak this and he is definitely not a cricketer.
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
Boyfriend: you have limit the cross
*Goes to buy milk*
by Limit crosser January 20, 2023
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Wilbur Cross

The villain of Starkid's Black Friday (also known as Uncle Wiley)
Songs
- Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle
- Made In America
"my mentor, Wilbur Cross stepped into that portal and came out a raving lunatic, he pledged his undying allegiance to the forces within, and disappeared soon after"
- General John McNamara
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 3, 2023
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goth cross owner

a cool person with cool music taste and madly in love with their bf
by keiejwj February 4, 2023
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