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chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.
you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him
by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023
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FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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Chat

I woke up with some serious chat this morning.
by Makem McMoist December 24, 2025
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Opal Chat

A chat site started by Emerald Chat user Null. It's goal was to make a better and improved chat site. It features rooms for chatting and 1 on 1 chat.
Guy 1: Hey have you used Opal Chat?

Guy 2: Yeah dude it's not very active but it's not bad!

Guy 1: Hey I just went to Opal Chat.

Guy 2: how was it?

Guy 1: Well it's not active rn but it might be later.
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
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condo group chat

Online communities of people living in collective housing spaces; they operate primarily on WhatsApp and have great potential to lead to friendships and conflicts
“Oh, you’re not aware? I saw it in the condo group chat.”
by aroliveira September 6, 2025
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chit-chat effect

You start talking about stuff that, you really shouldn't be talking about, to someone or a group of people, because everyone's being really social and talkative
"... Yeah i've been really busy too, helping move our classified FBI data centre" "wow really? Where to?" "Ah you know, the good 'ol san francisco" "... Wow that's really interesting. You probably shouldn't have told me though. If it weren't for all this talking, you never would have suffered from the chit-chat effect!"
by reghzy April 14, 2022
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ar12gaming discord server general chat

A absolute shitfest where people with less than 2 brain cells gather. It’s become more and more of a clusterfuck more than a actually chat.
The AR12Gaming discord server general chat is somewhere you should avoid, to keep you brain cells and IQ safe from random shit.
by PlainDelight February 23, 2020
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