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Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.
"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."
by ydobon September 4, 2007
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purple thunder cobras

Proven by a team of highly trained nuclear physicists to be the greatest band to ever have lived. Bring ladies out of their seats and get naked in under 3 seconds. Truly jizztastic.
Tim: Holy gosh the purple thunder cobras just blew my ear drums out of my ass in a shocking flash of lightning explosionivolcanocho

Led Zeppelin: Ditto

The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us

Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!
by randomherochris December 21, 2008
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Insane Spanish Cobras

The craziest Spanish gang there has ever been, the Insane Spanish Cobras are a major force to be reckoned with. They don’t care if you’re Hispanic, white, black, man, woman, etc. If you fuck with them, just know that the Cobraz are unforgiving and looking to murder you. Having its roots in Chicago, the gang has expanded to various states across the country and will soon be going worldwide. Opposition to Latin Kings, other People’s Nation gangs, and all of the Disciple gangs. They throw up ISCN, YLOC, ISC, SC, 4500, and Cobraz World. They throw the Folk Nation rakes down not because Folks are opps, but because they identify themselves as a different set of Folks that does not fuck with Disciples. 4500 is the block on Chicago that they come from. They use black, green and white as their colors. Also have the cobra, staff, and diamond as their symbols.
Yo, them Insane Spanish Cobras are crazy a’f bruh. You see how they clapped those Latin Kings? They not fuckin around wit nikkaz out here
by popitgood90 December 6, 2020
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Cobbing It

Cobbing It; The act of a person with braces giving another person a painful/inproper blowjob, subsequently giving the effect of someone eating corn on the cob, hence, cobbing it.
Damn, Lucy was cobbing it good and proper last night, hurts like a bitch!
by Token Black Ohhh Yeahhh May 15, 2008
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Cobracon

a name steming from the team up of the Decepticons and Cobra
Serpentor Prime was a Cobracon
by EvilDad357 January 20, 2009
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cobblemaster

he who cannot recognize his piss poor quality of work, because he believes, he's the man
hey tony, you want to help replace that floor john did? what a flippin' cobblemaster!
by steven wally December 16, 2008
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Cob of corn

A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt
Wow you see that Matt guy he’s such a cob of corn
by Notacobofcorn January 20, 2019
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