brocou

Hipster word for broccoli

I overheard Mr Manbun ordering a bowl of chips with a side of brocou at Albert & CO

by Agriculturalman September 28, 2017

brockknocker

Men named Brock that love the cock. Derived from the word 'cockknocker'.

I hear that guy on OIL is a real Brockknocker.

by Jerryskids94 September 29, 2017

Brocrastinating

When you procrastinate on getting ready to go hang out with your friends, so you end up arriving late to every single meet up.

Friend 1: Bro why are you always late?
Friend 2: Sorry man, I was brocrastinating on you by watching some YouTube videos.

by basedyoba November 22, 2017

broccoliy

That good dank marijuana

Hey i got a dime of broccoliy

by Dr.burbenstien November 30, 2017

Brocaryote

An atheist who has not read the swoley bible and is therefore not even worthy the name primortial ooze. Typical physical attributes are small biceps and a membership at a local gay club.

"Have you seen CW? - Yeah he's not a member of the church of iron, he is such a brocaryote..."

" I read the swoley bible everyday.

- You mean the holy bible right?
- OMG Brian what are you? A brocaryote or what?....

by Rotsen25 January 28, 2018

Brocaryote

An agnostic person who has not read the swoley bible and can therefore not be defined according to the evolution of lifting. Bryocaryotes are usually not members of the church of iron and are very likely to enjoy activities like crossfit or oral sex with the male sex organ.

"Have you seen that guy doing tricep kickbacks on the bench?
- Yeah he is such a brocaryote...

by Rotsen25 January 29, 2018

Broccules

A strain of cannabis, of the indica variety, known to knock out even the most well traveled enthusiast.

Dispensaries across the nation are excited to announce that their patients can now enjoy Broccules. Think of this strain as an herbal tranquilizer.

by Sh1tfac3d May 21, 2018