Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013

Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.

"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."

by Dan_07 October 26, 2011

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Memory boner

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria

Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember

G: not sure friend

Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks

by The fuz August 23, 2012

Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

by kennith_bone October 16, 2016

Jean Boner

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

by Candygem729 November 14, 2016