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Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.
as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.
by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.
by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010
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History

Something that doesn't need to be torn down or replaced. As long as people are (mis)led to believe that out with the old, in with the new is really in their best interest and not in the financial interest of some developer from another town or state, they will keep falling in line with the agenda of these folks and never taking a stand against their agenda. It's a good way to lose any history that people came to love about a place, in favor of building a new order and a new agenda of peole that don't really give a fuck about them or anything but dollar signs.
History isn't removed or replaced by something new, it's really an attempt by some people or groups to show that somebody new is in charge here now.
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Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.
I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.
by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010
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Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023
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97104 history

97104 history is a...THING that has numbers Using "97104." people are smarter so now we have 2 and 10 and 11.
97101, 97102, 97104, 97107, 97109, 97110,... that's 97104 history!
by Get a fricking LIFE April 11, 2023
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