Have you met the new neighbor, Brian? That man is so obsessed with his lawn that he has a special lawnmower in his house just in case the carpet gets too long
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A stay home dirty raggedy ass fat man who has a tiny pp underneath his amerie jeans and a crooked hairline wi the yellow teeth
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1. A once-in-a-lifetime human who could light up a room without trying, turn strangers into friends, and make any gathering feel like the main event. Known for his big heart, bigger laugh, and an uncanny ability to make people feel seen, included, and genuinely happy.
2. The guy who always showed up—whether it was for friends, family, giveaways, celebrations, or just to make someone’s day better. Generous to a fault and famous for loving the joy on people’s faces more than the prize itself.
3. (verb) To Brian Keith Drum something: to do it with enthusiasm, kindness, and a little extra flair—usually while making everyone around you smile.
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1. A once-in-a-lifetime human who could light up a room without trying, turn strangers into friends, and make any gathering feel like the main event. Known for his big heart, bigger laugh, and an uncanny ability to make people feel seen, included, and genuinely happy.
2. The guy who always showed up—whether it was for friends, family, giveaways, celebrations, or just to make someone’s day better. Generous to a fault and famous for loving the joy on people’s faces more than the prize itself.
3. (verb) To Brian Keith Drum something: to do it with enthusiasm, kindness, and a little extra flair—usually while making everyone around you smile.
Example:
“Man, this place doesn’t feel the same without him.”
“Yeah… it could really use a little Brian Keith Drum energy.”
“Man, this place doesn’t feel the same without him.”
“Yeah… it could really use a little Brian Keith Drum energy.”
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Person 1: dating guys nowadays is the worst they all suck.
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
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Get the Brian mug.the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.
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