blowed up

1) Very busy, usually because to-dos weren't consolidated properly. (Used chiefly at a restaurant)
2) It can also refer to the crazy things a specific table wants you to do for them.
3) Sometimes, it can refer to other restaurant problems, like someone going crazy or something being broken.
1) "No. I'm blowed up. I have four tables now and was just double-sat. I have ten drinks to get out and two orders to put in."
2) "My table is blowed up. I just got them extra ketchup and mayo, the old guy is sending his steak back, and I have to get three refills."
3) "Don't bother Jen, she's blowed up right now."

by funshine912 February 04, 2009
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blow dirt

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.
by Joe August 07, 2003
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Death Blow

When performing oral sex all while unknowingly having the disorder "human seminal plasma hypersensitivity", your throat suddenly closes and you can no longer breath causing you to die. Death Blow.

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My girlfriend was giving me oral and then all of a sudden started suffocating and died, little did I know she would suffer a death blow. If only I had known she had the human seminal plasma hypersensitivity disorder.
by ILikeToDefineStuff August 27, 2009
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blow monkey

when one loads their ass full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.
Howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.
by SirRat April 10, 2009
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blow angel

1.You lay down in a pile of cocaine and spread and close your legs while flapping your arms. once you get up it looks like an angel.
2.When your so fucked up on coke that you get "silly" that you lay on the floor and spread and close your legs while flapping your arms.
1. dude we had so much coke that we made blow angels. we didn't really think it through though. we had to snort it off the carpet.

2. It was Billy Welsh's first time doing coke. he was so fucked up he was doing blow angels
by RoXXorBoXXor February 05, 2009
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blow jizzle

when a boy and a girl are fucking and then she says ooh la la and then her ex boyfriend walks in and starts blowing the other boy
ooh la la tony!!!
I could really use a blow jizzle right now
by ajksumm June 11, 2010
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