by scr3wcigs December 9, 2017
Get the caramel asshole mug.Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!
Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’
Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’
Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’
Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’
Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’
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Get the bozo’s asshole mug.When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
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by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito August 23, 2016
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I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
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