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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
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Gentleman Asshole

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.
"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.
"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."
by Irina Redd September 8, 2016
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rhetorical asshole

When someone specifically asks rhetorical questions to incite an argument.
by sweetazz June 27, 2017
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asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.
Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!
by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014
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