Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.

Did you see that womans' hair stache?

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

throat hair

Throat hair is the small follicles of hair residing in the rear of your thoatal passage. They can be tingled, stimulated, and aroused.

My throat hairs we're tickled by Hollenbeck pipe job.

by Semmyt February 15, 2018

public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.

♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬

by Telephony2 August 9, 2023

swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease

Wow you have such swamp hair.

by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

by The most special special June 26, 2023

egg hair

An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!

Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.

by Doctor_dear22 May 29, 2017

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019