ullapool shower

Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.

You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day

by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021

frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency

I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower

by Frostydyl August 27, 2022

Sigma Shower

When you take a shower but only with a wet cloth

“Shit I don’t have time to shower. I guess I’ll just take a quick Sigma Shower”.

by DIPtheCHIP February 9, 2018

Eco Shower

A shower consisting of two or more people. It is usually a device that's used to legitimize having sex in the shower. Saving water has never been so fun.

Guy: That's so cool that you spend a summer in Japan saving dolphins. You know I'd be willing to take an Eco Shower with you if you'd want to save the environment a little more.

Girl: Ok! Anything to save the Earth!

by The Real Finkle March 4, 2012

shower lego

The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.

My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.

by rlyjames December 17, 2021

brass shower

When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.

Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?

by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019