shower buddy

Someone you text when you’re taking a shower

“Hurry up shower buddy I’m taking a shower”

by Loser1010 May 17, 2018

shower slacker

One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her

Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.

by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017

Pocket shower

A water bottle

Zoe: "can I have some of your pocket shower, I'm feeling hot".
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"

by Lavagirl45 May 25, 2017

Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019

Shit and shower

when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time

person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"

by Crocodelic June 20, 2021

shower bikini

When naked in the shower you're wearing your shower bikini - aka - pubic hair.

Alex walked in on Will in the shower this morning and copped an eye full of his shower bikini. That shit is thick.

by OG Triple Threat December 4, 2013

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017