meanie butt

twistan. mean person that is very very very very mean. this person can be a jerk.

You are being a meanie butt because you pinched me and told me to shut up.

by Kellieeeeeeeee March 17, 2008

Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 23, 2009

poopy butt

a butt with shit smeered on it

i forgot to wipe my ass

by poopy head May 26, 2003

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper May 14, 2011

crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

bungalow butt

when you start to gain weight in your thighs and ass because you live in a bungalow and have no stairs for exercise.

also known in larger metropolitain areas as condo-ass. Condo Ass. condo ass.

now that we live in a bungalow, my ass has turned into a bungalow butt .
i got a condo-ass.

by ta-tas! October 2, 2009

butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019