bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.

i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.

by -OB December 29, 2020

bat

v. to throw a ball to someone

"Our sex life's a game so bat me down in the paint." Always On Time by Ja Rule

by Ethan_M_79 June 9, 2018

Vibe Check Bat

A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.

Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*

Dylan:plez no

Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Bat brain

When a person/persons hangs from the ceiling by their feet which then a male proceeds to put his penis in their mouth and continuously aggressively fucks her throat until he cums down her sore airways.

“Hey Nathan, I wanted to give my girlfriend bat brain last night but she was too heavy and she snapped the rope”

by @kinggy May 9, 2020

bat-mood-zvah

Being in such a mindframe where the smallest inconveniences make you want to put your ass in a blender because of your very negative and despairing mood

Ralph: Did you really just pull out all of your eyebrow hairs because you dropped a spoon?

Harold: YEAH! I DID! LEAVE ME ALONE DUMBSHIT, I’M OBVIOUSLY IN A BAT-MOOD-ZVAH!

by JuanMoodiBinshe February 8, 2024

Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off”

I feel like i wanna chuck a bat

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 10, 2024