Dave

Dave's are majority awesome, they are very non-chalant and have max aura.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH, who's aura is entering this atmosphere
Person 2: It gotta be Dave

by TNickels. November 28, 2024

maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023

Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.

Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021

Steaming Dave

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.

Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.

by Grover12345 August 17, 2016

Dave Grohl

A man who needs a damn hug

Person 1: “did you hear that Taylor Hawkins passed away?”
Person 2: “he was dave Grohl’s close friend and drummer of foo fighters..poor dave”
Person 3: “Dave Grohl needs a damn hug..”

by Ashthequeen June 8, 2024