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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.
When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"
by hiraikills July 10, 2022
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Billy Jean

A sexual act during the cowgirl position where the man secretly attaches a c4 onto their partner without them noticing. Then they proceed to call them an uber and watch the car explode from their window.
Mark: Yo what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Jack: She was hella toxic so I had to give her the Billy Jean!
Mark: That’s gnarly bro
by MJKing January 17, 2023
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Jean

An handsome guy called Jean, he is very smart & an artist. He is an entrepreneur as well. He is an extrovert as well. He is very popular with his friend.
Jean is an amazing person, always making friends with strangers.
by Hijean December 7, 2023
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Bussin out the jeans

Grandma that cookie you gave me was bussin out the jeans
by The cum licker December 12, 2021
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Josue Jean Paul

1.Normal; Modern Day sex symbol
2. Honest man
Woman: wow your friend is really hot!
Man: And honest.

Both: What Josue Jean Paul!

* Both wets thier pants*
by NotJeanPaul April 21, 2018
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