Kick in the Tits

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.

Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"

by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012

Tit Window

(noun) The gap created in a button-down blouse when a chick slumps forward allowing you to see her bra and varying degrees of her cleavage.

Dude, she was sporting some serious tit window... and wearing a Hello Kitty bra.

by aezrael June 1, 2009

Medical Tit

When a womans bare breast is exposed on Televison for medical reasons. Usualy seen on PBS after midnight during shows dedicated to checking ones self for breast cancer.

" I couldn't find anything good on skinamax last night, so i had to fire off some knuckle-children to "Medical Tit" on PBS. "

by S.A.S Staten Island April 25, 2010

J Tits

Sloppy tits resulting in a curve at the nipple.

I was taking off this girl's top, but then realized she was packing a nasty pair of J Tits.

by Jason Pogany April 22, 2010

elbow tit

The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.

Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.

Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"

Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit again."

by surrealdeal October 2, 2009

tit-tanics

Gigantically voluptuous breasts, directly opposite to tittles.

Jared: Good God, check out those tit-tanics!
Carl: She could sink an iceberg with those things!

by queermilk September 1, 2010