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Lucifer Fucking Satan

A long awaited followup to the infamous "Jesus Fucking Christ." Utilizing this in lieu of the other may incite praise from those around you. You might even get an "Amen." Now who could argue with that.
Lucifer Fucking Satan Stan, how many times have I told you to stop being late?"
by Koshell October 24, 2016
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Fuck fest february

Fuck fest february is just continuity to no nut november, destroy dick december and just jesus january. In fuck fest february you need to fuck 28 (or 29 if a leap year) times. Period. Not more, not less.

You can do it all in one day, once a day, with 28 different partners or with the same, doesn’t matter. Key word here is 28.
Girlfriend: Wanna do Fuck fest february honey?
Boyfriend: Sorry love, already took care of it this morning.
by El Rocco January 2, 2019
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hill humping fuck

A player who takes overly ambitious shots in first person shooters whilst camped far away from the actual combat areas. They can usually be found on a hill or anything they can use for cover. This player is almost as unhelpful to his team as he/she is a massive cunt in real life.
Ex 1: I wish that hill humping fuck would stop camping and actually play the game.
Ex 2: If that hill humping fuck kills me one more time I’m uninstalling this game.
by Enragedgamer96 June 6, 2018
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Fuck ur uncle

i) A term which is used as a comeback to anything or an anyone that is in disagreement with a statement that you have made.

ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
Example A:

Fred: I don't like you

You: Fuck ur uncle

Fred: *will most likely just shut up*

Example B:

Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?

You: Fuck ur uncle!

Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
by cookieninja_ September 10, 2019
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lol fuck that shit

When someone suggests something that is just so hilariously bad.
Person 1: “I dare you to jump from the balcony into the pool.”
Person 2: “lol fuck that shit.”
by Lug1a October 10, 2019
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Fuck Ass Dende

When you can tell someone's dick game is weak as fuck
Me: Ay, you got a Fuck Ass Dende boi
Person: Bruh, why would you say something like that?
Me: Cuz I can tell just from looking at ya.

Use of the word dende for dicks is credited to SSJ9k.
by ShurokDaDon June 27, 2017
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ah, fuck berries

First came to be from a popular web series called Red vs. Blue. A character named Tucker is the founder of (my personal) favorite swear.
An example of: "Ah, fuck berries!" IS "Ah, fuck berries." because it is a complete sentence.
by Travis Gram November 17, 2017
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