the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
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Get the Why you all up in my George Foreman mug.Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
Get the buy me honda, I love you no shit mug."you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
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Get the "you can't have your cake and eat it too" mug.It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.
Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.
Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.
Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020
Get the Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to mug.From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.
At the movies:
Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?
Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.
Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?
Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.
by beavinator May 17, 2004
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