Shit catcher job

When your job is primarily to solve problems caused by someone else, and the likelihood of being chewed out for mistakes by your seniors is high. Especially if dealing with those problems usually avoided by others not in the profession.

Shit catcher jobs include police and military, many IT jobs, healthcare workers and many blue collar jobs.

Shit catcher is usually the role of a semi-autonomous worker or low level manager assigned to solve problems in the field.

Your job is to fix other people’s problems but you’re also there to take the blame when things go wrong.

This customer came in with an expired coupon and raised hell so the MOD gave her the discount, then when the owner came in later she ripped into the manager for having too many discounts.

She gets shit on from both ends. She has a shit catcher job.

by SubversiveAgenda June 26, 2021

o-shit bar

The bar over the passenger side door of a vehicle that the passenger holds in case of hazardous driving conditions caused by the driver or other driving conditions that may threaten the passenger's life.

"Dude, watch out for cat in the road! Get out of the way!"

"Man, hang onto the o-shit bar, it's gonna get ugly."

by bard1162 March 27, 2009

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017

shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010

Bull to the Freakin' Shit

Used when some crazy comment/claim/event happens in which the standard "bull shit" cannot express the full reaction of the one saying it.

Mom: I agree, ur dad shouldn't have told me that you were pregnant.

Random person overhearing the comment: Bull to the Freakin' Shit her dad shouldnt have told her mom! Thats a shitty parent if he didnt do that!

by sheets of egyptian cotton August 2, 2010

Hi Or Shit To Me

When you greet someone or somebody and they don't say anything back to you.

I was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn't say hi or shit to me

by Matthew B. Walker August 10, 2012

Mexican Shit Bucket

a bucket (usually 5 gallon) of human feces left on a porch as revenge by Mexican laborers when the home's occupants fail to answer the door and allow the laborers inside to use the bathroom and/or plug in their power tools.

Haha after those vatos fixed Darryl's roof, they left a Mexican shit bucket on his porch.

by sadisto March 20, 2017