Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?
'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'
by yourbuddy007 May 13, 2014

by You wanna go touch wawa? April 12, 2017

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says
"you're asleep in london"
"you're asleep in london"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.
You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
by {insert username here} April 13, 2022

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.
After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)
by holly-jolly June 3, 2021
