Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel

you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker

by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.

A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.

by Driver1612 May 22, 2020

Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered

Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020

Wankers

Everton FC

We’re playing against the wankers

by 61825392363829364729264 June 4, 2020

Wanker

A bus wanker

jay said "bus wankers"

by CMRN_9 June 12, 2020

Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.

Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker

by thenameisname June 19, 2020

Wankercheif

A reusable cum tissue

“Hey bro thats a cool wankercheif”
“Thanks my girlfriend ate my last one”

by Clown_sucker_69420 June 19, 2020