Burnt The Waffle

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

by pt21 June 20, 2016

Cleavland hot waffle

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.

Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.

by David Vine August 7, 2020

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 30, 2006

poo waffle

a term not so endearing to place upon a disliked person who may be acting infavourably toward you.

man i want to kick his ass, that guy's being such a poo waffle

by brianna July 20, 2004

twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc

tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.

by alex" January 15, 2008

RAINBOW WAFFLE

i rainbow waffle is when u finger a girl with a marker of every color of the rainbow

waffle,markers,rainbow,vagina,color,rainbow waffle

by va ja master May 13, 2010