wookie stick

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.

My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.

by Philip Traum June 2, 2014

wookie booger

A hairy piece of snot. Also can be used to express surprise or shock.

Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!

by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014

wookie-eyed

A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.

Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!

by The Sands of Time July 14, 2014

Woodsing

It's kind of like hiking, but you only hike for maybe five minutes and then proceed to get drunk and high while lounging in hammocks.

Bro 1: "wanna go hiking dude?"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"

by shartstain May 6, 2015

Wookie

A narcissistic feminist who is vertically and intellectually challenged

She is so short and bossy, and cannot comprehend like a wookie

by Wookiewo111 August 6, 2016

wookie smooch

When a guy sits on a girls face and she has to kiss his "wookie"

Carlie: Dan gave me the best wookie smooch ever last night

Beth: He gave me one of those last week at the dance

by Kooter Miller June 25, 2016

Wook-flea

A girl who wears minimal clothing, large furry boots, candy bracelets, panda hats, and will blow anybody who has molly at a rave. Usually found getting bounced around porter potties by the local drug dealers like a hacky sack.

Look at that wook-flea stumbling out of the porter potty with a glow in the dark condom stuck to her leg.

by MitchRundle June 3, 2016