A word that douche bags say all the time for no reason. Used excessively when drunk. Hearing this word repeatedly will make you want to beat the shit of who ever is using it.
Douche Bag:Oh hey what are you wooksies doing?
Average guy:What the fuck does wooksie mean you tool?
Guy at party:This party is pretty tight.
Douche Bag: OH I'm definitely gettin some tonight...WOOKSIE!
Average guy:What the fuck does wooksie mean you tool?
Guy at party:This party is pretty tight.
Douche Bag: OH I'm definitely gettin some tonight...WOOKSIE!
by Deon Sanders January 2, 2008
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by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011
Get the pookie wookie elfie bear mug.(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"
"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
by Boboli December 28, 2013
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Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"
by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011
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He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.
Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.
Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015
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